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Annoying Meme
Snagged this from D'wan. Because I'm such a follower.
100 QUESTIONS
*******SIMPLE QUESTIONS*******
1. FULL NAME: Actually, I'm a name half-empty kinda guy
2.NICKNAME: Rigdawg, Dah-Eee, Honey, Destructo
3. EYES: Boringly brown, two
4. HEIGHT: Average
5. HAIR: Brown. Or at least it was before someone started sucking the life out of me...
6. SIBLINGS: I grew up with three younger half-brothers and there are two younger half-sisters I've never met
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER? No. People who shower should be shot.
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE?: Not really, but when I have strep I sound like George Takei.
9. BIRTHDATE: October 9th.
10. Sign: Libra in the year of the Horse. Yeah, it would just about figure, huh.
11. ADDRESS: "Overlord," but "sir" works, too.
12. SEX: Outty
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Right
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Obedience
15. WHATS YOUR OPINION ON DRUGS AND SMOKING?: None, but I abhor addicts.
16. MARITAL STATUS: Married for damn near seven year
18. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU WANT?: A quieter truck that won't cost me an appendage.
19. MOVIE: Excalibur. Because King Arthur and Merlin FUCKING ROCK.
20. SONG: Probably "Ode to Joy" but I also really like "O Fortuna"
21. BAND/SINGER: Beethoven you godless commies.
22. TV SHOW: Justice League and the old Batman animated series.
23. ACTOR: Sam Elliot should be in fucking everything. EVERYTHING!
24. ACTRESS: Monica Bellucci, because she's hot, not waifish and has a cool accent.
25. FOOD: Sushi!
26. NUMBER: 13... how apropos
27. CARTOON: Atomic Betty is pretty cute
28. DISNEY CHARACTER/MOVIE: I still love "Lady and the Tramp." It's like the only one where there's not some horribly traumatic death. Though "Tarzan" was pretty good too.
29.COLOR: BLUE
*******LOVE LIFE ETC******
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN?: Already have one.
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: Simpsons did it.
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD: Ditto
33. HOW OLD DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?: Gee friggin whiz...
34. SEX: Male... waitaminnit!
35) DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: I do not understand this term "buffguff"...
36. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: No, just a Pepsi
*****EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)*****
37. MUSIC/TV: music
38. GUYS/GIRLS: depends
39. GREEN/BLUE: blue
40. PINK/PURPLE: purple.
41. SUMMER/WINTER: fall
42. NIGHT/DAY: night
43. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: I am confused by your inane earth-speak
44. DOPEY/FUNNY: Funny, because Dopey let the fame go to his head.
45. SKIING/SNOWBOARDING: I choose not to participate in high-speed occupations where the resultant death toll could be less than 20.
*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: Hoo-da-lally.
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?: Samuel L Jackson's school of Snatch the pebble from my hand, motherfucker!
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS? Nope.
49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU?: Chicks.
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?: No more than 2 miles on foot.
51. WHICH 5 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST? No one.
52. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? Sure, dont' mean I've seen it, though.
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES?: New Age Hippy Crap
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: Only if it's for sex.
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT?: Getting punched in the eye.
56. WHAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS/GIRLS YOU JUST DONT GET?: How women don't feel the need to drive things to a resolution. "You can't fix it" isn't a reason it's a fucking challenge!
57. ARE YOU HAPPY?: Happiness is ephemeral, I am a mixture of serene ambition.
58. WHY?: *slap!* Don't you ever question me again!
59. WHAT'S AN OBJECT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? My lungs.
60. LOVE OR LUST?: I would have both!
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: silver
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: Is this a trick question?
63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE?: Whichever.
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: No, what am I, stupid?
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, the taxidermist filed that restraining order.
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS?: Yeah, doctors had to remove part of my pylorus when I was 2 months old.
67. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Undies?
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: None, but the last one I heard was by Elvis.
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?: NO
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Uh, anyplace other than E-town.
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: Sam Elliot. What?
72. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: a pulse
73. FAVORITE SPORT?: the kung fu
74. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: cold, calculating logic
75. WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU GONNA GET?: I dunno. Maybe the Dixie Chicks?
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: Glasses
77. WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: If you enter a situation as through you're supposed to be in charge, people will let you be.
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS?: Shyeah. I'm a genius, people.
79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: Publish something. Like a book or a graphic novel.
80. WORST SICKNESS YOU EVER HAD?: Super flu in 10th grade.
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?: I like scary movies that are so bad, they're funny.
82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: Well, I tend to watch said movie IN PERSON.
83. HUGS OR KISSES?: Hugs. I am afeared of germs.
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST?: Little Drummer Boy?
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW: You'd all be sad.
86. DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?: None that are alive...
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?: That I'll do something stupid.
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS?: Rich. Then I could buy fame. Duh.
89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: Google it.
90. IF YOU HAD 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE, WHO WOULD YOU SPEND THAT TIME WITH: Ne and Cayden.
91. HAVE YOU MET SANTA OR THE EASTER BUNNY?: No, only pretenders.
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO?: Blackmail Steven Spielburg for millions!
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE GIRL/GUY YOU LIKED?: I don't speak. People just hear me in their heads.
94. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: yes
95. WHATS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS?: jmrigdon at gmail dot com
96. LAST TIME YOU WERE DEPRESSED?: It was a Thursday...
97. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?: Yeah. Look at me. Big alky. Whoo.
98. WHO DID YOU STEAL THIS FROM? D'wan
99. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON? All right. I suppose.
100. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO FILL THIS OUT?: Yes, but only if they forward it to me, like, a BAZILLION TIMES.
100 QUESTIONS
*******SIMPLE QUESTIONS*******
1. FULL NAME: Actually, I'm a name half-empty kinda guy
2.NICKNAME: Rigdawg, Dah-Eee, Honey, Destructo
3. EYES: Boringly brown, two
4. HEIGHT: Average
5. HAIR: Brown. Or at least it was before someone started sucking the life out of me...
6. SIBLINGS: I grew up with three younger half-brothers and there are two younger half-sisters I've never met
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER? No. People who shower should be shot.
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE?: Not really, but when I have strep I sound like George Takei.
9. BIRTHDATE: October 9th.
10. Sign: Libra in the year of the Horse. Yeah, it would just about figure, huh.
11. ADDRESS: "Overlord," but "sir" works, too.
12. SEX: Outty
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Right
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Obedience
15. WHATS YOUR OPINION ON DRUGS AND SMOKING?: None, but I abhor addicts.
16. MARITAL STATUS: Married for damn near seven year
18. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU WANT?: A quieter truck that won't cost me an appendage.
19. MOVIE: Excalibur. Because King Arthur and Merlin FUCKING ROCK.
20. SONG: Probably "Ode to Joy" but I also really like "O Fortuna"
21. BAND/SINGER: Beethoven you godless commies.
22. TV SHOW: Justice League and the old Batman animated series.
23. ACTOR: Sam Elliot should be in fucking everything. EVERYTHING!
24. ACTRESS: Monica Bellucci, because she's hot, not waifish and has a cool accent.
25. FOOD: Sushi!
26. NUMBER: 13... how apropos
27. CARTOON: Atomic Betty is pretty cute
28. DISNEY CHARACTER/MOVIE: I still love "Lady and the Tramp." It's like the only one where there's not some horribly traumatic death. Though "Tarzan" was pretty good too.
29.COLOR: BLUE
*******LOVE LIFE ETC******
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN?: Already have one.
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: Simpsons did it.
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD: Ditto
33. HOW OLD DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?: Gee friggin whiz...
34. SEX: Male... waitaminnit!
35) DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: I do not understand this term "buffguff"...
36. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: No, just a Pepsi
*****EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)*****
37. MUSIC/TV: music
38. GUYS/GIRLS: depends
39. GREEN/BLUE: blue
40. PINK/PURPLE: purple.
41. SUMMER/WINTER: fall
42. NIGHT/DAY: night
43. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: I am confused by your inane earth-speak
44. DOPEY/FUNNY: Funny, because Dopey let the fame go to his head.
45. SKIING/SNOWBOARDING: I choose not to participate in high-speed occupations where the resultant death toll could be less than 20.
*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: Hoo-da-lally.
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?: Samuel L Jackson's school of Snatch the pebble from my hand, motherfucker!
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS? Nope.
49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU?: Chicks.
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?: No more than 2 miles on foot.
51. WHICH 5 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST? No one.
52. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? Sure, dont' mean I've seen it, though.
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES?: New Age Hippy Crap
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: Only if it's for sex.
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT?: Getting punched in the eye.
56. WHAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS/GIRLS YOU JUST DONT GET?: How women don't feel the need to drive things to a resolution. "You can't fix it" isn't a reason it's a fucking challenge!
57. ARE YOU HAPPY?: Happiness is ephemeral, I am a mixture of serene ambition.
58. WHY?: *slap!* Don't you ever question me again!
59. WHAT'S AN OBJECT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? My lungs.
60. LOVE OR LUST?: I would have both!
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: silver
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: Is this a trick question?
63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE?: Whichever.
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: No, what am I, stupid?
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, the taxidermist filed that restraining order.
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS?: Yeah, doctors had to remove part of my pylorus when I was 2 months old.
67. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Undies?
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: None, but the last one I heard was by Elvis.
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?: NO
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Uh, anyplace other than E-town.
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: Sam Elliot. What?
72. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: a pulse
73. FAVORITE SPORT?: the kung fu
74. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: cold, calculating logic
75. WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU GONNA GET?: I dunno. Maybe the Dixie Chicks?
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: Glasses
77. WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: If you enter a situation as through you're supposed to be in charge, people will let you be.
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS?: Shyeah. I'm a genius, people.
79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: Publish something. Like a book or a graphic novel.
80. WORST SICKNESS YOU EVER HAD?: Super flu in 10th grade.
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?: I like scary movies that are so bad, they're funny.
82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: Well, I tend to watch said movie IN PERSON.
83. HUGS OR KISSES?: Hugs. I am afeared of germs.
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST?: Little Drummer Boy?
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW: You'd all be sad.
86. DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?: None that are alive...
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?: That I'll do something stupid.
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS?: Rich. Then I could buy fame. Duh.
89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: Google it.
90. IF YOU HAD 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE, WHO WOULD YOU SPEND THAT TIME WITH: Ne and Cayden.
91. HAVE YOU MET SANTA OR THE EASTER BUNNY?: No, only pretenders.
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO?: Blackmail Steven Spielburg for millions!
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE GIRL/GUY YOU LIKED?: I don't speak. People just hear me in their heads.
94. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: yes
95. WHATS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS?: jmrigdon at gmail dot com
96. LAST TIME YOU WERE DEPRESSED?: It was a Thursday...
97. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?: Yeah. Look at me. Big alky. Whoo.
98. WHO DID YOU STEAL THIS FROM? D'wan
99. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON? All right. I suppose.
100. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO FILL THIS OUT?: Yes, but only if they forward it to me, like, a BAZILLION TIMES.