I am full of boiling rage. No really.

See? This lifeless quiz says so:

You scored as Edmund Dantes. You are Edmund Dantes, the Count of Monte Cristo. Somewhere in your past you have been wronged, and your desire for revenge is dangerously high. Your love life is intense and passionate, but fraught with past tragedies. </td> Edmund Dantes 95% Athos 90% D'Artagnan 80% Aramis 65% Richelieu 60% Porthos 35% Mercedes 25% Rochefort 15% Which Dumas character are you? (pics) created with QuizFarm.com