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Gah! So, I was like totally elated that I'd finally figured out a workable floorplan for the setting of the Batman mini-comic-thingy. Then, because Little Dude had been fairly quiet for a while, I decided to peek into his room.

I shouldn't have done that. It was foolish. Foolfardy. Making of me a gianourmous fool.

Because Little Dude had not only had his poo, as I suspected he might have. Oh no. He had managed to hard pack into the floor (thank the gods for hardwood floors!) until it was like a layer of friggin' asphalt and I had to spend a good 20 - 30 minutes scrubbing the floor just to get most of it up. It still smells in there, so there will undoubtedly required another go-over with a better mop.

ARGH.

So, to cheer myself up, I took some interesting online quizzes!

the Wit

(52% dark, 21% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 43% on dark

You scored higher than 12% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 18% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.