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Sep. 29th, 2005 01:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
doc_destructoHere's a "meme" ganked from god-only-knows.
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
John Lennon, which seems... incongruous.
2. Where was your first kiss?
Salem, West Virginia.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
Nope.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Hit? No. Wrestled, arm-barred and/or body-slammed? Sure.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
We will not speak of that day!
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
The face.
7. What really turns you on?
Better question, what doesn't?
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Water or OJ, I'm not a hot beverage person.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
Not so much a mistake per se, as a regret, and that's not clubbing the ol' ex-step-father with the aluminum baseball bat when I had the opportunity and anger.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Sure, just take a look at my knuckles, bub.
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
I am rather annoyed that my abundant body hair covers up some of my best scars.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
*sigh* Yeah, but it doesn't take much to look like Kevin Smith, ya know?
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Art is art, you facists.
14. Did you have braces?
Nope.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
I'm not uncomfortable, but I wouldn't mind an extra inch or two.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Crap. I'm not good at remembering good things...
17. When do you know it's love?
When they don't need sammiches anymore.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
A little Japanese, a little Spanish and a lot of gibberish.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Hell no.
20. What magazines do you read?
Wired, National Geographic and from time to time Wizard.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Only during a funeral.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yeah.
23. Do you watch MTV?
No, but I know most of the Noggin programming by heart now.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
HotWheels bound together by human waste into a small asteroid...
25. What's something you really like?
Drawing.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Not particularly.
27. Can you dance?
Not poorly.
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
I work from 6pm to 6am, "late" holds no meaning for me.
29. Why is there no question 29?
Because there's no answer.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Sometimes.
Yeah, I know. Really in-depth and getting to know me, right?
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
John Lennon, which seems... incongruous.
2. Where was your first kiss?
Salem, West Virginia.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
Nope.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Hit? No. Wrestled, arm-barred and/or body-slammed? Sure.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
We will not speak of that day!
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
The face.
7. What really turns you on?
Better question, what doesn't?
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Water or OJ, I'm not a hot beverage person.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
Not so much a mistake per se, as a regret, and that's not clubbing the ol' ex-step-father with the aluminum baseball bat when I had the opportunity and anger.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Sure, just take a look at my knuckles, bub.
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
I am rather annoyed that my abundant body hair covers up some of my best scars.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
*sigh* Yeah, but it doesn't take much to look like Kevin Smith, ya know?
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Art is art, you facists.
14. Did you have braces?
Nope.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
I'm not uncomfortable, but I wouldn't mind an extra inch or two.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Crap. I'm not good at remembering good things...
17. When do you know it's love?
When they don't need sammiches anymore.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
A little Japanese, a little Spanish and a lot of gibberish.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Hell no.
20. What magazines do you read?
Wired, National Geographic and from time to time Wizard.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Only during a funeral.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yeah.
23. Do you watch MTV?
No, but I know most of the Noggin programming by heart now.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
HotWheels bound together by human waste into a small asteroid...
25. What's something you really like?
Drawing.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Not particularly.
27. Can you dance?
Not poorly.
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
I work from 6pm to 6am, "late" holds no meaning for me.
29. Why is there no question 29?
Because there's no answer.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Sometimes.
Yeah, I know. Really in-depth and getting to know me, right?
